Slorp

Devlog

• HORDE MODE is here!
  October 03, 2026 by PocketSlop

  SLORP just got its biggest update ever: a brand-new HORDE MODE , a bigger, meaner way to play, sitting right next to the original game (now called CLASSIC ). HELL OPENS IN — the stage timer What is... Continue reading

  
• Rebuilding SLORP from the ground up
  October 03, 2026 by PocketSlop

  Horde mode is the part you can see. Underneath it, SLORP went through something bigger: the whole game was rebuilt in a new engine. Why rebuild? The original SLORP was a web game wrapped as an Android... Continue reading

  
• How we balance the Horde: 25,000 runs at a time
  October 03, 2026 by PocketSlop

  How hard should a horde-survival game be? Hard enough that winning feels earned, but never hopeless. Here's how we tune SLORP's Horde mode. A bot that plays thousands of runs We built a bot that plays... Continue reading